From the Jesus’ Dickheads post by Ohio writer John Scalzi:

“At no point in the Bible does Jesus say “be a dick in My name.”

I like that. I think I’m going to appropriate it. So, okay, let’s review the rules in Kirsten’s World.

1) Be nice

2) Accept your sexuality

3) Deal with it

and now, for the first time:

4) At no point in the Bible does Jesus say “be a dick in My name”

Yep, I think that’s as good an explanation as any. I think that is what I’ll say when I’m around my heathen, disestablishment friends who are complaining about fundamental Christian behavior.

They can’t argue with #4.

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